This Pig Jumping Out Of A Truck On It's Way To The Slaughterhouse Is The Hero We Don't Deserve
FREEDOM. I don’t use the word hero all that often but this pig right here is a hero. Absolutely love this guy. Risking life and limb to avoid a sure death at the hands of the slaughterhouse. Some people might look at this as just a stupid pig who launched himself off the back of a moving truck and almost broke his own neck. Well those people have no sense of story or bravery. I’m not sure these eyes have ever seen a more glaring display of bravery. I mean how many pigs on their way to the slaughterhouse had avoided death before this guy? The answer has to be zero. Well not any more. This hero pig just bucked all trends at got away scot free. There’s that moment when he hits the ground and we’re not sure if he’s gonna get back up. It almost felt like a sports movie. And then he slowly rose to his feet, victorious. The story of this one pig will make it’s way around pig pens across this great nation and inspire others. That in itself makes the risk worth the reward for hero pig.
PS- Did they probably catch up to this pig within 20 minutes and turn him into delicious pig bacon that I’ll buy at the grocery store and eat because we’re at the top of the food chain and they’re not? Sure but whatever. Still ballsy as fuck.