Apparently Deshaun Watson Learned This Trick Play From Our Very Own Chicago Bears
In case you missed it, the Texans mollywhopped the Pats last night. Pretty boring Sunday night game that wasn't quite as close as the final score would lead you to believe. The game was never really close - though that's beside the point - but it was pretty much over when the Texans ran this play later in the game near-ish the goal line:
"Hey WSD you fat potato shaped midget, wtf does this have to do with anything Chicago related?"
Glad you asked. After the game, Deshaun Watson was giving his presser and asked about this specific play. How it came to be, when to deploy it, etc:
Oh, he thinks he learned it from Chicago? What a subtle kick in the nuts. Like sure, there's a chance he's just wrong which would be the only saving grace here, but for Deshaun Watson to even say the word "Chicago" is enough to make any one of us puke. And to think yesterday was supposed to be a carefree Sunday free of Bears football.
Nope. WRONG.
Even when they're not playing we're reminded constantly of the 2017 draft and how badly the Bears fucked it up, especially when it's come out that Pace never even took a meeting with Watson.
Just get me to February when pitchers and catchers report, thank you
PS - in NYC at HQ for at least tonight. Yes, I made it past the lobby this time