Gary Sheffield Is Out Here Trying To Cause Massive Car Accidents
51 years old and Gary Sheffield still has one of the sweetest swings of any human being to walk this Earth. Cigar in mouth, metal bat in hand, just absolutely LAUNCHING baseballs into outer orbit. Every single person driving a car on that road has their life in imminent danger and Sheff doesn't give one flying fuck. He was just bored and needed something to do to pass the time. If you told me we're getting a follow up tweet in an hour saying Gary Sheffield causes a 20 car accident I would be the least shocked person on the planet. No regard for human life. King shit.
Give me Griffey, Bonds, A-Rod, Mark McGwire, and Sheffield in a metal bat home run derby with the fences extended. You're allowed to juice, smoke cigars, do whatever you want. Pay per view. Take all of my money.
P.S. I know we're looking for someone to put into the HOF along with Jeter in 2020. Well how about Sheff. That batting stance and swing deserves a spot in Cooperstown. This video should put him over the top.
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