Lindsay Lohan Releases List Of The 36 Dudes She's Fucked

Daily Mail -?She has never been known for reserving her affections.?But now Lindsay Lohan has revealed the true extent of her showbiz dalliances after penning a list of 36 of her best known lovers.?The roll call features the names of literally dozens of celebrity conquests including Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix. ?According to the new edition of magazine?In Touch,?the randy 27-year-old penned the list during a boozy session with friends at?the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013.?A source, who claimed to have watched her write the document, said: ‘They were giggling and talking s**t about people in the industry.?’It was her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.’?The insider also the Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen star would even pause to think at times ‘as if she had to remind herself of who they were.’

Whats the theory for determining a chick’s Number? Multiply it by three? Yea, lets go ahead and multiply this by about 6 or 7. Maybe we should just square this or cube it. Because on top of the Murderer’s Row of Cock she ran through like Timberlake, Levine, Efron and the others, you know she’s probably fucked a couple hundred nobodies in various blackouts. Dudes that she doesn’t even know have been inside her are walking around LA all over the place. Out of all the celebrities in the world, Lindsay Lohan is the most attainable for a normal guy. Right place, right time with a bag of coke and a hard boner and absolutely anybody can fuck Lindsay Lohan.

You know who I hope she fucked? Damian from Mean Girls. Not sure if that guy is gay in real life or he was acting but either way I hope he broke Lohan off with some of that dick.

PS – Add Wilmer Valderamma to the list of people who sold his soul to the Devil. His list is as follows:

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mila Kunis
Mandy Moore
Lindsay Lohan
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Minka Kelly

Dude is either getting a hand from Satan or he’s a hypnotist. Just goes to show once you’ve fucked one super hot famous smoke, you can fuck them all. Just gotta get your foot in the door and then chicks are so dumb they’ll fuck you just because you fucked someone else on their level.