Kid writes hilarious poop messages in his class Christmas cards, Mother NOT thrilled
Well in an attempt to liven up this annual chore, Victoria Howlett's seven-year-old son Oliver decided to add some of his own decorations to his classmates' cards.
Posting images of her son's scrawls on the Facebook group The Motherload, Victoria wrote: "My darling child sent 30 of these out.
"This is the only one I checked. Pray for me."
Where Oliver's original cards featured a grey cat wearing a Santa hat, the cheeky youngster scribbled all over the "make a wish" and wrote "POO" on the sparkly lining of the hat.
And it only gets worse when you see what's written inside.
This is just a classic instance of guys being dudes. Just playing a prank on his classmates. I mean, if you don't think that sending some dweeb from class a card that says "poop on a stick" then you just have a giant stick up your butt. Oliver was even nice enough to sign the card "Love, Oliver". There was no ill will, there was never an actual threat of poop being on or around any type of plate.
He almost doubled down and wrote poop on a dish a second time. However, Oliver had a moment of clarity and crossed it off. A second that would've been a little aggressive. At that point, you'd have to take away his dish privileges because next thing you know you're finding lincoln logs scattered on dishes throughout the house and it becomes a real issue. God forbid the kid is able to get a few jokes off before his Mom starts snitching to Facebook and newspapers.
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And what does "eet" mean? Does this bonehead not know how to spell eat? Is he telling his classmate to eat poop? I think this fucking kid is telling his classmates to eat poop. Now that's comedy. I think it's safe to say that these cards are a non-issue, just a prank.