Even Condom Companies Are Making Fun Of Soccer Players And Their Flopping
Boom roasted I think? Nothing like getting faced by a condom company, eh soccer players? I think I get what they’re trying to say but I don’t totally agree with the message if it’s telling girls to stop faking it in the bedroom. I don’t like that at all and disagree with it wholeheartedly. Keep faking it ladies. Don’t ever stop faking it. I don’t care if it’s the worse sex of your life. Always fake it. It’s the last shred of any dignity a man has left. Your boyfriend is one non-faking it sex session away from killing himself. I guarantee it. But soccer players should definitely stop faking their injuries. That shit is annoying. Obviously the people in the commercial were trying over exaggerate their flops but it honestly didn’t look all that different from real soccer players. It’s like Bill Burr was talking about in Smitty’s post earlier today. Soccer players get nudged on any part of their body and act like they’ve lost control of their central nervous system. Fucking limbs everywhere. It’s annoying and messes with the flow of the game.