2019 Smokeshow Of The Year Gets The Perfect Christmas Present
Mama Mia! Anyone know her @??? Is she one of Dan Bilzerian’s girls? My heavens I’m in love I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it! And how about her playing all coy like she didn’t know what it is. Oh you saucy minx, you. I’ve never fallen harder for anyone in my life. Just gotta know if grandpa is still in the equation. I bet I can take him out real quick. RnR for grandma, see you in the ring, ya old wrinkly balls dementia having ass.
Oh you didn’t think I’d do a blog about fucking someone’s grandma on Christmas? Puh-leaze. This is what I live for. Love me or hate me, if there’s a hot grandma with a new butt plug, I’m on it like she’s on her steam powered vibrator.
(Until today when she finally got her butt plug. Lucky old bag of bones)