Aaron Rodgers Doesn't Deserve To Win Another Game In His Lifetime Until He Changes Out Of This God Awful Chinstrap
Aaron Rodgers is now just one more win away from playing for his 2nd Super Bowl championship. And let me tell you something right now--the Green Bay Packers deserve to get their dicks completely ripped off of their bodies by San Francisco on Sunday if Aaron Rodgers isn't wearing a new chinstrap by then.
Seriously. How is this not the #1 thing that people are talking about year in and year out? I know that Aaron Rodgers has done plenty of things in his career to distract people from what an asshole he is for wearing this chinstrap. The family feuds, marrying Danica Patrick, occasionally throwing on a fake southern accent, etc. Aaron Rodgers does all of these things to make sure that we gloss over the fact that this piece of shit is one of the best quarterbacks of all time but looks like he's wearing a helmet straight out of the box from Modell's.
It's legitimately insulting to think about how much talent Aaron Rodgers is wasting by looking like such a joke. I mean when is the last time that Aaron Rodgers had to pay for his own football equipment? Maybe 20 years ago? And even if he didn't get to just walk into an equipment room and hand pick everything he wanted to wear, it's a chinstrap. C'mon, dude. They're like $20. You just bought a $28 million mansion, I think you can afford to get a new chinstrap that doesn't look like you're wearing a ball sack tied to a thin little rope.
There are people who spend their entire lives dreaming about one day having just a quarter of Aaron Rodgers' talent and what does he do with that talent? Well besides winning a Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP, 2 league MVP's and 8 Pro Bowls? Absolutely fucking nothing because he looks like garbage in that chinstrap. What's the point of being great if you look like shit doing it? Trick question because the answer is there is no point. It would be like Steph Curry playing in a pair of Skechers. It's just infuriating because either he doesn't care in the slightest about the horrible example he's setting for kids everywhere, or he knows how awful this thing looks and he's purposefully disrespecting the game by continuing to wear it. So there need to be some drastic changes made before Sunday because you know this swag hound isn't losing to anybody who looks like dog shit out there.
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