So I Guess Jessica Simpson Is Smoking Hot Again?
So that’s a picture Jessica Simpson posted on her Instagram this weekend while hiding from paparazzi in her car or something. Doesn’t totally matter what she’s doing because she looks blazing hot in it. That’s all that really matters. It might as well be a picture from a magazine shoot. You know those pictures of Marilyn Monroe that every girl in her early-to-mid-twenties puts up in their bathroom or bedroom to make them feel glamorous or whatever? Well that’s what this Jessica Simpson picture reminds me of. Just glamorous as fuck. Her legs look great. Her boobs look great. Her hair is messed up in that “Oh did I just have awesome sex in a car?” look. It all just works. And it’s in black and white so it makes it look extra classy. If Jessica Simpson is willing to forget the time period in her life where she gained a shit ton of weight and could’ve been mistaken for the Goodyear blimp then so I am. We’ll all simply act like it never happened. We went from her washing a car in the Dukes of Hazzard movie to that picture right there. Done and done. I’m more than fine with that depiction of time. Time is a flat circle.