Mug Company Confuses Obama With Some English Soccer Player And Now I Think We Have To Invade Something
Daily Mail- A hilarious blunder at a company producing World Cup merchandise has seen Barack Obama mistaken for England defender Chris Smalling on a set of World Cup mugs. The U.S. President is pictured wearing the England football top after a junior member of staff was tasked with finding royalty free images of the Three Lions squad. The head and shoulders photo printed on the mugs show Obama wearing the kit, with the caption ‘Chris Smalling World Cup squad Brazil 2014′ beneath it. The merchandise company which made the error has now hastily turned to Dorset-based expert clearance resellers Wholesale Clearance UK to try and shift the stock that could have easily appeared in an Only Fools and Horses episode. Wholesale Clearance managing director Karl Baxter said the company contacted him with the hope of off-loading the stock.
Well this we just can’t stand for. First yesterday it was Team USA’s demoralizing ending against Portugal and now this. Our fearless leader’s face plastered on the side of a mug that is supposed to be the face of some English soccer player. The USA just can’t catch a break these last 36 hours. I mean how does this even happen? It’d be one thing if the mug company accidentally put the face of some random dude on there. That would actually make some sense. Nobody knows who Chris Smalling is. Let alone what he looks like. Just throw any face on there and call it good. But Barack Obama’s face? You mean the guy who runs the entire world from his house in the greatest country ever? Ever heard of him? A higher level of disrespect these eyes have never seen. I don’t care who you are, Barack Obama’s face is unmistakable. So this to me isn’t a mistake by this company. That’s done on purpose. Somebody trying to kick us while we’re down after doing the most un-American thing yesterday and having a game end in a tie. No article I read says where these mugs were made but when we find out it’s time to do what we do best, invade. Invade and conquer. Find out where this mug company and occupy them. Unleash hell fire in the form of bombs with Obama’s face on it so they’ll never forget. That’s the American way.
Or just sell the mugs and donate the money to charity or something of that nature. We’d be all square after that in my book.