Does This Look Like The Face Of A Chick Who's Petitioning To Be The Next Victoria's Secret Model?

Pretty fucking sexy. Maybe not top-tier VS model stuff, but would I have sex with Carmen Carrera? You bet I would. I’d watch her strut that ass up and down the runway for sure. No questions asked. I wonder why people want her to be a VS model so bad that they’re petitioning for it though? Let’s take a look…

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! DID YOU JUST MAKE ME GAY?! Did you? Is that what ending femmephobia is?! YOU JUST MAKE PEOPLE GAY?! How dare you. How DARE you. Don’t just show me a bunch of pictures of an attractive girl and be like “Did you think she’s hot? Well she’s a dude, here, sign this petition.” My parents used to pull this bullshit on me when I was a kid at dinner. They’d give me stuff like fish, but tell me it’s chicken, and when I said I liked it they’d say, “Surprise! It’s salmon!” Well I hated those tricks then and I hate them now. Just shoot me straight! If a chick had a dick once, be fucking upfront about it! Don’t make me like her then spring that evil on me. God fucking dammit. Honesty, guys. It matters.