Mike Vick Hits A Home Run In Softball Game And Heads Straight For Third Base
This is a few days old but I’m just seeing it now because to be perfectly honest I keep forgetting that Michael Vick is on the goddam Jets. Its hard to believe that punchline actually came true. When I see him starting Week 1 he’ll officially be on my radar for shit like this, I suppose.
But what in the fuck was that? Vick goes yabo and then runs the bases in the complete wrong direction. Just kind of runs in the general vicinity of third base and ends up basically jogging to short. I mean I know we’ve seen a lot of other athletes of other sports look uncomfortable on the baseball diamond but how can anyone on earth run the bases the wrong way? Thats like driving on the wrong side of the street or some shit. Everyone just inherently knows where first base is. I’m just gonna have to chalk this up to Vick treating this co-ed softball game like an And 1 Basketball game. Once you accomplish some sort of achievement in the game you just do whatever the fuck you want for the celebration. Like sometimes those And 1 guys just run out of the gym after crossing someone up. This was just Vick’s version. Hit a bomb and then just run wherever you want on the field as the classic Hot 97 Puerto Rican horns are blasting.