Chick Spends $17,000 Worth Of Student Loans On Plastic Surgery To Become A Model
NYDN – A student who took out a $17,000 loan for her studies spent the lot on plastic surgery. English Literature graduate Katerina Christodoulou splashed out on plastic surgery for her thighs, bum, hips and knees, while an ex-boyfriend bought her some new breasts. For good measure, the Briton is now considering a nose job. She has also decided to pursue a career as a model. I did think about using the moment to put a deposit down on a house, but then I thought, ‘why not use the money to make myself happy now’,” she said. “I know some people might be surprised to hear that I spent my student loan on my body, but it was worth it for how I feel now.” Under British higher education rules, students take a loan from the government, then pay it back within 25 years once they start earning more than $28,000 a year, reports the Leicester Mercury. If students are unable to pay back the loan after 25 years, the bill passes to the taxpayer.
Well played, Katerina Christodoulou, well played. Really, when you think about it, whats the point of college? You pay in order to take classes that put you in a position to get a job and earn money, correct? So this chick ditching dumb ass text books and lame teachers for some tits, a new nose and a nice ass to become a model is kinda the same shit. Instead of showing employers a diploma she shows producers her tits and potentially makes $1000 to $5000 dollars a day. She’s investing in herself just like every student does except she’s not a sucker. She’s spending that cash on shit that she knows will directly bring her money. You know what kinda dough some of these instagram models pull in? Jen Selter made $500,000 last year. Half a million dollars ::Tommy Boy Voice:: Pay a doctor to turn you into a smoke and make a fraction of that and you’re already coming out way ahead of the fat girls with a degree. Who cares if you’re as dumb as a balloon. Just make that money.