Dude Strolls Into McDonalds In Queens With A Knife Sticking Out Of His Back
QUEENS — A man walked into a Jamaica McDonald’sTuesday morning with a kitchen knife sticking out of his back, police sources and witnesses said. The unidentified man walked into the Sutphin Boulevard eatery, between Jamaica and Archer avenues, with the blade sticking out of his left shoulder around 10 a.m., witnesses said. “Everybody was screaming, there was a lot of commotion,” said Tromaine Yamcey, 27, of Jamaica, who was being interviewed for a job when the victim walked inside. Yamcey said the man, who he described as being in his 40s, was on the phone talking to his family “trying to make sure they knew what happened. “He was worried that it might be the last time he talked to them,” he said. At some point the man fell on the floor and patrons were trying to make sure that he didn’t fall on his back. “It was shocking to me because he was still standing there with the knife in his back,” Yamcey said. “He was bleeding a lot.” Police sources said that according to witnesses the man was involved in a fight that occurred on Sutphin Boulevard minutes earlier. He was taken to Jamaica Hospital with the knife still stuck in his body.
Ba da, bop bop baaaa! I’m lovin it! Gotta respect this guy’s perseverance in the face of death. If I’ve got a knife through the back and my life is flashing before my eyes I’m doing the same two things: calling my family and grabbing a bite to eat. I’m not saying McDonald’s would necessarily be my first choice if I was dying from stab wounds, but in that moment beggars cant be choosers. Its just a matter of convenience at that point. Hey mom just wanted to call and tell you I love you and I’m probably not gonna make it home…yea hi can I get a number one with a Coke? Super size that. And chop chop, please. I’m bleeding out as we speak. Dying with a Big Mac in your hands is one of the most honorable deaths a man can die.