"Straight White Boys Texting" Is The Hottest New Tumblr Out There
I love how chicks act like this is some sort of knock on us straight white guys. Like we give a fuck. Guess what girls? Theres a reason why we do this – because it fucking works. We’re straight and white and privileged and more often than not when we ask for shit, we just get it. Don’t blame me blame human kind. Thats just the way it is. I dunno maybe minority gay guys need to get creative with it but “Real talk are you horny?” works well enough for us straight honkeys. “Would you ever come over and let me eat you out” gets the job done. Because for every one girl that screenshots a text and sends it into this blog, theres probably 5 chicks who respond “Yes I’m horny, I’d love for you to come eat me out” and she stupidly sends a naked picture of her that lasts for eternity. I’m gonna start a blog called “slutty white girls texting” and its gonna be all the responses from slutty white girls who actually fall for these lines. I promise you, girls, you will lose this battle. Since the beginning of time, slutty chicks have been falling victim to entitled white dudes no matter how blunt or direct we are about it. No need to complicate things on our end. Not even if there’s a tumblr about it.
PS – “Real talk are you horny?” is absolutely gold.