Ice Cream Served By Strippers Sweeping Through Europe
NYDN – Sunbathers could get a glimpse of the BREAST ice cream van in the world this summer. Babes in bikinis serve up the cones could be heading to Britain this year and temperatures are sure to rise. Glamorous blonde stunners scoop out lewd-named treats like the ‘Vanilla Quickie’, ‘Aphrodisiac Orgy’, and ‘Lemon Lingerie’ to open-mouthed punters. Each ice cream costs about $5 a pop and the Miami-based van even comes equipped with two stripper poles. The American owners are desperate to bring the truck over to the UK and send pulses racing because the babes are coming too. Justin Price, 37, who established Aphrodisiac Ice Cream two years ago, said: “I was out at a club late one night in Miami drunk with my girlfriend. “She wanted ice cream and nothing was open so I thought wouldn’t it be great to have a shop where people could indulge in something sweet to end the night. “I thought why not have an ice cream truck staffed by gorgeous models and for good fun let’s put some stripper poles on top of the truck. “After all what guy wouldn’t love cool ice cream and hot girls at 5 a.m.? People love the idea and starting hiring us for clubs and events even birthday parties.
Its times like this where I fucking kick myself for not thinking of this idea first. This is such a no brainer idea its sickening. I like ice cream. I like strippers. How about I open a place where strippers serve you ice cream? Bingo fucking bango I’m retired. Its not rocket science. We’re not doing computer coding like Zuckerberg. We’re not reading the markets like Buffet. We’re just having chicks with their tits out serving ice cream. The fact that it took until 2014 to do this is absurd. I’m just gonna go through and make an entire line of “-With Tits Out” services. Dunkin Donuts With Tits Out. McDonalds With Tits Out. Instead of serving food at the strip club, you serve the strip club at the food. Genius!
PS – Its times like this where I almost convince myself I need to become a pimp of some sort. I start thinking along these lines and eventually I’m like “What do guys like the most? Pussy! So why don’t I just start to sell pussy?” and then I realize thats just the entire prostitution industry and I’m probably not cut out for it. But strippers and donuts seems entirely plausible in my mind.