Clint Eastwood's Smoking Hot Daughter Married Jonah Hill's Disgusting Brother In A Drunken Vegas Wedding

Source — Clint Eastwood’s daughter and Jonah Hill’s brother are set to have their week-long marriage annulled. Francesca Eastwood, 20, married music manager Jordan Feldstein in a secret Las Vegas ceremony on November 17. But sources close to the couple say it was a drunken mistake when they got hitched at the Simple Wedding Chapel – in front of an Elvis Presley impersonator.

Talk about your best night ever for Jordan Feldstein, huh? Almost all of my great drunk stories end in me waking up alone, in a puddle of my own piss and with an empty bank account. That’s basically best case scenario when I get shitfaced: I wake up alone. There are so many other stupid things I could do that I consider just being alive a victory. Not Jordan though. Dude has a few too many to drinks and wakes up married to Hollywood royalty. And yeah, even though they say it was a mistake and they’re getting it annulled, he definitely consummated the marriage. I don’t care how fat and grotesque he is, chicks love weddings. They don’t get married without wedding sex after. They just don’t.

And on the extremely off chance that they didn’t fuck, if I’m Jordan Feldstein I’d never admit it. Like Gob Bluth when he refused to admit that he didn’t sleep with his wife. “Jordan, if you just admit you never consummated this marriage then it’s very easy to annul.” “Oh no, your honor… I fucked her! I fucked my wife!”