Eminem's Daughter Hailie Just Graduated From High School And Holy Shit I Feel Old
Well now I feel older than dirt, don’t you? Where the hell does the time go? Seems like just yesterday little Hailie was on a song with her Dad where he rapped about nine millimeter heaters stashed in two seaters with meat cleavers. Ahhhh the good ol’d days. Now she’s 18 years old and graduating from high school with a 3.9 GPA and headed off to college. Getting old sucks. Back when Eminem was pistol whipping bouncers and there was a custody battle for Hailie every other day between him and Kim I was bright eyed and bushy tailed. A kid with his whole life in front of him who listened to Eminem religiously. Now I’m a much older, much fatter adult who has a car payment and hangovers that last 3-4 days. I’ll say it again, getting old fucking sucks.
PS- This normally would be the part where I say, “Hey, Hailie kind of turned into a smoke” but despite being in the spotlight less and less I still guarantee Marshall Mathers has the wherewithal to pick up the chainsaw and track down a piece of shit smut blogger who called his daughter hot. Em’s sobriety doesn’t fool me. He’s still bat shit crazy. So we’ll just say congrats on the 3.9 and good luck at Michigan State, Hailie!