Did Any Stoolies Go To the Tufts Orgy?

Fucking Tufts huh?  Party city.   I’m trying to think if there can be anything more hit or miss than orgies.  Like if you have smokes at an orgy it’s the best thing going.  But unfortunately I feel like only ugly people actually go to orgies.   I don’t know why that is.   It should be reversed.   No fatties allowed.  That should be rule #1 in the orgy handbook.