GIF Of 15 Year Old Mike Tyson Training Going Viral This Morning

So I saw the GIF of Mike Tyson from 1981 on the front page of Reddit this morning and I ended up going down the rabbit hole watching Youtubes of him just murdering dudes. When I was 15 I was probably like 130 pounds and I was jerking off so much my penis was swollen. And when I wasn’t masturbating I was probably playing Zelda. Meanwhile Mike Tyson looked like he was a 32 year old veteran linebacker in the NFL and he was putting guys in the grave. I almost can even comprehend being like this at that age. And the poor jamokes they were putting in his opposing corner just had absolutely no shot. Those matches were suicide missions. It was like Juan, the Puerto Rican guy who bags your groceries, about to square off with the guy who would eventually become the most ferocious boxer ever.

PS – When I was like 14/15 I was in probably my one and only real fight. Like a squared up fist fight, not some bar scuffle bullshit. It was against a kid named “Animal.” He had T Rex arms and I dominated him with my reach, but the kid’s name was fucking Animal for fucks sake. Anyway I split his eyebrow open and it was like the proudest moment of my life. But then we squared off for a second go at it and like a goddam idiot I went to tackle him and he just pinned me down and walloped my face. 8th grade, good times, great oldies.