Eric Decker Photobombing Rex With His Creepy Mustache

Whats more absurd:

Eric Decker going from sex icon to “You look like Big Cat.”

OR

Rex’s dog tag/cross combination?

Just get it over with and get a Jesus Piece bruh! This is a classic case of Rex being too skinny again. Like if you’re a fat guy that rocks dog tags, you’re funny. Thats just part of your whole vibe. Your whole aura. I’m fat as fuck and I wear dog tags because thats just how I roll. But when you’re skinny and you wear dog tags its like you think you’re cool. Some sort of badass. Basically what I’m trying to say, and what I’ve been saying on basically every Jets blog I’ve written for the past 3 years, is we need Fat Rex back. The problems with our secondary and the questions at quarterback will all work itself out if you have a fat coach that wears dog tags.