Dude With The Upside Down Head Will Make You Feel Better About Your Post-Labor Day Blues

Daily Mail – Resourceful Claudio Vieira de Oliveira knows more than a thing or two about overcoming adversity. Medics told the now-37-year-old’s mother to let him starve to death after he was born with a rare condition of the joints that left him with severely deformed limbs … and an upside-down head. But despite his physical limitations, Claudio, from Monte Santo, Brazil, has defied doctors’ doubts to become an accountant and inspirational public speaker. ‘Since I was a child I’ve always liked to keep myself busy and work – I don’t like to depend totally on other people,’ he said. ‘I do a bit of accounting, research for clients and consulting. ‘I have learned to turn on the TV, pick up my cell phone, turn on the radio, use the internet, my computer – I do it all by myself.’ Claudio types with a pen held in his mouth, operates phones and a computer mouse with his lips and has specially made shoes that allow him to shuffle around town.

Well here we are, folks. The Tuesday after Labor Day. You all know my thoughts. Summer is over. Your share house is a wrap. Your boss who’s been on vacation for like 3 months straight is now back in the office and ready to crack the whip. All your clients who have been mailing it in are now back to work and hounding you non stop. And the icing on the cake is that even though summer is over its still hot as dick and your commute blows.

But hey, at least your head isn’t on upside down. At least you got that going for you. The Tuesday after Labor Day is incredibly depressing but you’d rather live today on repeat for eternity like Groundhog Day than have an upside down backwards head. So just keep that in perspective. Thats gonna be my new thing instead of just establishing how miserable these Worst Days of the Year are. So that’s today’s takeaway. Don’t be too depressed because at least your head isn’t upside down.

PS – Say this dude goes and hangs upside down by his legs on the monkey bars. His head is now right-side-up. But does he get that “blood rushing to my head” feeling? The blood is rushing to like his chin in this scenario, but does it feel the same? I have so many questions for the upside down head guy.