Kelly Ripa Sexted A Picture Of Her Ass To Her In Laws

Yahoo – Kelly Ripa is a little closer with her in-laws than perhaps she wanted to be. The talk show host told David Letterman she accidentally sent them a racy selfie meant for her husband, Mark Consuelos. “I sent him a cute, adorable butt selfie in my underpants,” she explained. “It’s the only time I’ve ever sent a semi-nude anything, ever!” Because of a snafu with the iCloud, however, Consuelos’ parents, to whom she and her husband had given an iPad, intercepted the image. In response, they sent Ripa, 43, a sweet note congratulating her on her figure.  “They’re like, ‘Your exercise classes are really paying off and you look great. May God continue to bless you,'” she said. “Are you kidding me?!” Ripa warned a bewildered Letterman not to make the same mistake. “I’m a cautionary tale,” she said.

How happy was Mr. Consuelos the minute this popped up on the iPad? For so many reasons, but particularly because A) He’s old as shit and never got to sext 2) He got to see Kelly Ripa’s ass and D) he got that proud moment as a father like “Yea thats right, I raised a son that fucks that.” Thats gotta be one of the most satisfying but awkward feelings ever. Because if your son’s wife is hot, as a father, you still want to fuck her right? I’m not saying you’re a pervert and you’re going to try to do so, I’m just saying if you’re being honest with yourself and your son is married to a mini minx like Kelly Ripa, you probably want to fuck her. But since you cant for all these quote unquote “societal norms,” the next best thing is having your son take that down.

And I love Kelly Ripa being all cheesy about it. “It was a butt selfie in my underpants!” Yea sure thing, babe. Dont be shy. You can tell us you were bent over spreading cheeks like it was the Casting Couch. We’ll probably get to see for ourselves as soon as Fappening III happens. You can play coy you little minx, but I know the truth about you. Yous a dirty girl.