Dude Gets Knocked The F Out After Slapping Guy In The Face With His Slice Of Pizza

There has never been a more perfect example of “You get what you deserve” than this knock out right here. Slapping someone in the face with a slice of pizza is just about the most disrespectful thing I can possibly imagine. Its disrespectful to the person, its disrespectful to the pizza. Its just a reckless and disgraceful as it gets. And you could see it in the dude’s face. He was so taken aback by it. He had a look of like “Wait did that guy just slap me in the face with his pizza? Guy has a delicious slice of pizza and rather than just sitting down and enjoying it he slaps me in the face with it?” And then he thinks for a bit. Like he weighs it all out for a minute just going over the pros and cons of how he should react. Clearly he arrives at “Yup, I need to knock this guy the FUCK out.” And I, for one, totally agree with him. There’s really only one acceptable reaction to getting pizza slapped and thats to knock that person’s head directly off their shoulders. Just kill that person with your barehands, grab your jacket and get the hell out of there. Find another pizza joint for your drunk food because the coroner is showing up any second.

PS – See this face?

Thats the look of “I should not have slapped that guy in the face with my pizza

PPS – Hey Cameraman…Band of Brothers, you should rent it sometime