Breaking Down The Best And The Worst Office Halloween Costumes - 2014

Halloween in the Cubes. Rock bottom for Cube Monkeys everywhere. Its a coin flip between Halloween and April Fools Day for worst cubicle day of the year. Call me a Scrooge, say that I’m no fun, whatever. Life in the office is already so fucking stupid, I don’t need Bob from Accounting pretending to be Borat saying “Niiiiice” all day long. And when shit hits the fan at work and your boss starts riding you to meet that deadline and you’re dressed up as the Stay Puft Marshmallow man, you gotta realize youre the biggest asshole in the world. 2013 had some gems, but I think 2014 tops it. The good, the bad, and the ugly from Halloween in the Cubes today.

Nothing screams Halloween fun like “breast cancer detection!”

Nobody needs cream cheese white groin in their face at work, dude

When you see that a dude in a Robin suit killed himself on the 6 o’clock news, just know that its this guy. That face just screams “Whats the point of living anymore?” Only dude more miserable than him is Manny:

Thousand watt smile from Manny.

This will go over very well and nobody will be offended

I just hate this guy. I stared at his picture trying to come up with a little joke about being the Joker and I got nothing. I just hate him.

At least that looks comfy.

Sexy, can I

Does it have the footies at the bottom and a trap door for when you poop?

As Stoolie Mike pointed out, is that Zissou or the Travelocity Gnome?

I think the Penguin and Robin might have a suicide pact together.

You know the chick being Vergara thinks she’s hot shit. Dont flatter yourself, sweetheart.

I’m not sure either but this dude is just putting his cock out there for the office to see and I, for one, respect it.

What if this dude just doesnt even work in this office? You could throw on the gorilla mask and show up anywhere in America right now and nobody would know if you’re you or not.

You know what? I like it. I dont know why. But I do.

When the Out Of Touch Office One Liner Douchebag meets Office Halloween. Awful. F-

The amount of work it takes to bring skis and put on boots and wear snow gear is absolutely INSANE.

Best Costumes:

With Sharknado 2 out this year, the Sharknado costume was revived for another Halloween season. I cant hate on anything Sharknado.

Only a true home run if you got a sixer of Lone Stars

Hello, Children! When black people do Halloween right, its hilarious. See Exhibit B:

Horrifying, but so so accurate.

Worst Costumes:

Dude. A railroad signal? I mean yes, you really look like a railroad signal, but what motivates someone to be this for Halloween? Maybe next year you can really get nuts and be a telephone pole.

And a drumroll, for the worst Cube Halloween Costume 2014, and maybe the worst Halloween costume of all time, and MAYBE the lowest moment in the history of Cube Life:

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg

The Notorious RBG! You gotta be a special type of wet blanket to dress up as a 150 year old Supreme Court Justice. Just shockingly boring. I guess in a weird way when you lose Halloween this badly, you kind of win it too though. So congrats/condolences to Ruth Bader and the rest of the pathetic cube monkeys who are living out this day like complete jerk offs.

PS – Not a costume but this:

Is the worst thing Ive ever heard. If a grown man comes to your cube and says “Trick or Treat!” you have every right to punch him square in the dick.

If you have more atrocious office halloween pics, tweet them out to me @KFCBarstool