Martha Stewart's Latest Thirst Trap Has Me All Kinds Of Hot And Bothered
Before I start this blog, let me just say that Martha Stewart is seventy-eight years old. She's also a convicted felon, a design icon, and a damn near billionaire who built an empire out of nothing. So the fact that she's on Instagram isn't surprising. What's surprising is just how thirsty her pics are. Which has become a joke in the gay community. Her latest is a perfect example...
That pose? With those legs? Forget about it. Again, I know we're not supposed to comment on people's looks, but my God does Martha have me hot and bothered. Her entire Instagram is just one thirst trap after another mixed in with typical seventy-eight year old grandma stuff...
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Some of which makes zero sense whatsoever…
There's no rhyme or reason to what she posts which is why I love it so much. She's my favorite septuagenarian follow on the internet. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go smoke a cigarette to calm myself down.