BREAKING: Dana B's New Girlfriend's Ex-Boyfriend Challenged Him To A Fight At RNR...AND DANA B ACCEPTS! (PLUS DANA HIT A MILLI)
Alright, I'm not even going to attempt to summarize everything that has transpired with the #ZillionBeers movement thus far, because that seems impossible (although Stool Scenes and Professor Nate have gotcha covered), but the latest development HAD to be blogged, and being I'm a Rough N Rowdy commentator and Dana B seems a bit - *ahem*...BUSY... - I'm gonna take the lead here.
For starters, I'm pretty sure Dana B has a girlfriend now. I somehow missed how these two linked up in this whirlwind of a week, but he flew her in from Buffalo for Valentine's Day (romantic as fuck) and took her straight to Home Depot get a table to jump through (again, a romantic), and an ass tattoo (nothing more romantic).
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I'm not positive how it works but I think they rule the internet as King and Queen now.
Anyway, Mrs. Zillion Beers' ex-boyfriend popped up outta the woodwork and challenged Mr. Zillion Beers to a fight at Rough N Rowdy because he is now single and miserable on Valentine's Day while his ex-girlfriend is gallivanting around New York City with the most desirable man on the planet...
At first, Dana didn't wanna pay this dude any attention. Said he's a scumbag.
Dana then added…
…and kept on chuggin away with his new lady - literally!
…they got up to some steamy Valentine's Day festivities…
(That last one is borderline MUST WATCH)
At some point, Dave caught wind of the whole new girlfriend's ex-boyfriend thing, and realized Dana was down to fight, so he did what he does best and tossed some gasoline on the fire, making things WAAAAAY more interesting…
…AND DANA B DECIDED HE WAS OFFICIALLY IN!!!
I've never seen anything like this in all of my years. Dana is on a heater like none other. This is fucking insane.
We're looking at a fight in Dana B vs Dana B's new girlfriend's ex-boyfriend that will legitimately have more hype and out-draw 90% of combat sports events ever.
Hell, there may be more stars at that fuckin card than the last McGregor fight, and with the Zillion Beers Army behind him? We may need to rent out Madison Square Garden for the night!
Oh, and if things couldn't get any better for Big Zilly Style tonight, he just crossed the million dollar mark, earning himself $100,000 - which he just announced he plans on giving entirely away - most of which to the Frates Family Foundation…
Fucking tremendous.
Having known Dana for a few years now, I can honestly tell ya that everything you've seen outta him in the last week has been nothing but genuine. He's one of the most lovable dudes in the company, and I think that's apparent given how much everyone rallied behind him and the #ZillionBeers movement. Thank you to everyone who contributed so far.
We ain't done yet, though, because there's still some time to get Dana PAID for this Rough N Rowdy fight - so BUY BUY BUY!