Raptors Lou Williams' Girlfriend Has A Girlfriend And He Dates Both Of Them

Baller Alert –  Would you agree to an open relationship to keep your baller? It seems like this thought process is becoming all too common these days. We recently received a Baller Mail from a reader who spills a few details on Toronto Raptors player Lou “LouWill” Williams and his relationship arrangement. One that includes his baby mama dealing with another woman in order to not only keep living the perks of her Ballerific Life, but to keep her family together. 

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The Baller Mail was pretty long so I broke it down. According to the Baller Mail, Lou Will is dating a woman he affectionately describes as “Blonde” on his Instagram page. Her name is Ashley Henderson, she’s a hair stylist and has an online clothing boutique for kids “Trendy Mini”  that was inspired by she and Lou’s daughters Jada and Zoey. Lou recently wrote a sweet post about Ash (“Blonde”) saying “No matter what the cost, if she like it then she got it” and even talks about how down she is on social media. Sweet, right? Well, thing is, the Baller Mail also says that Lou is also dating a woman named Rece Mitchell, whom he nicknamed “Brown” and the fun part is that they all know about it and are okay with the situation. The Baller Mail says they “share” her but I personally can’t verify that much. I guess this is what it means to be down.

Throughout his page you can see Lou, “Blonde” and “Brown” vacationing together happily. The threesome were most recently spotted at Niagara Falls as well as catching a Toronto Blue Jays game just a few days prior. Before that the threesome were in Vegas living it up. The Baller Mail says that “Blonde” puts up with the agreement because Lou has afforded her a pretty nifty lifestyle that she isn’t quite ready to give up yet. Also, let’s not forget there are two young children involved. So in short, “Brown” is basically Lou and Ash’s girlfriend.

I’m gonna let Team Swish JR Smith take the reigns here on this one:

Sometimes you just gotta tip your cap and this is one of those times. LouWill aka Swaggy P East has 2 girlfriends that he openly dates and calls them Blonde and Brown. Which means there’s plenty of room for a Red and a Black too if they want. I bet if those chicks switched hair colors Lou wouldn’t even know. He’d just keep calling them Blonde and Brown not realizing they swapped.

I guess my question though is: is it really awesome? I mean who wouldnt love to have regular threesomes with Black and Brown? Of course that part is awesome. But those pictures of him at Niagara Falls with Blonde and then the zoo or some shit with Brown? That looks terrible. (PS – Those pictures are laugh out loud funny for a few black people in a polyamorous relationship) Nobody wants to have 2 girlfriends. Thats just double duty. Having 1 kinda sucks as it is. 2 is just two times the headache when they decide to act all jealous and annoying. Bottom line is, if I’m an NBA player I just have zero girlfriends and have all the orgies I want. Girlfriends are just for normal dudes who dont get laid enough, really. So if you’re in the position to have multiple girlfriends, you really dont need any girlfriend at all.

PS – Brown > Blonde and it aint even close. Now cue the motherfuckin music