Holy Shit This Is The Fastest Pig Alive
CeeDee Lamb might be one of the fastest receivers in this NFL Draft class but my man would get absolutely COOKED by CeeDee Pork. And speaking of cooked, I have to imagine that's where this little fella was running from. To be fair, I don't think they're doing a lot of whole hog cooking in Tucson. It's not like this pig was running away from Rodney Scott's in South Carolina. But still, he saw a chance at freedom and he turned on the afterburners.
He. Could. Go. All. The. Way.
The Wild Hogs sequel could use a little more Travolta but it still lives up to the hype. He's just so damn majestic. You can't teach speed, folks. We've got a star on our hands here.
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P.S. - It's close to dinner time and now all I can think about is Rodney Scott's. So enjoy.