Chicks With Big Asses Give Birth To Smarter Kids
Science Times – According to a 2010 study from the University of Oxford, big butts result in healthy children because of the high amount of Omega 3 fatty acids (the good fatty acids) stored. These are the same fatty acids that are responsible for the normal development of the baby’s brain. But according to the Chicago Tribune, scientists have proved this a long time ago, in 2007 to be precise. They noted that women with fat-bottoms are smarter than women with flat-bottoms. Again, the reason is because of the heightened storage of Omega 3 fatty acids, which improves the functionality/development of their brain. Evidence shows that the fat content in a mother’s breast milk comes from her lower half of the body, which includes her thighs, buttocks, etc. This means that the high amount of Omega 3’s becomes a part of the baby’s balanced breakfast. The high amount of Omega 3 storage could be the reason why fat-bottomed women seem attractive to men, because it becomes an evolutionary way of ensuring successful children. In the words of a common man; the reason why J. Lo seems so hot to men, is because men have a biological imperative to produce intelligent offspring.
You hear that, girls? Fat bottoms = smart, pancake ass = dumb. And not just you but your kids too. Thats science talking. Go ahead, take a look at your ass in the mirror. Does it look like this:
Then you’re smart. If it looks like this:
Then you’re stupid. Not only that but the milk in your titties is basically just Stupid Juice. Might as well just let your newborn drink beer because your milk aint got no Omega 3s and its making your kid stupider with every sip. Fat assed chicks got that magic potion milk up in their titties that basically turns your kid into Albert Einstein. Jen Selter and all these Instagram hoes should sell their breast milk to white mothers everywhere with no ass.
And I love this article that says men are instinctual attracted to women with asses because of the Omega 3 fatty acids. Bro I’m attracted to that fatty because of the way it giggles when I smack it or when its bouncing off of me. I’m attracted to that ass because I’ve seen a zillion pornos where chicks take their shorts half way off and then pull up and down on the sides to make their cheeks bounce. I dont care if its Omega 3s or 4s or 5s or 6 up in there, I’m attracted to it because I want handfuls of ass. I dont care how smart or dumb my kids are.
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Now lets look at this gallery of fat asses and all get a little bit harder I mean smarter.
