Lock This Man Up, Throw Away The Key, Chop Off His Hands So He Can't Make A New Key, And Make Him Read Deadspin For The Rest Of His Life

That wouldn't even be close to enough punishment. And I'm talking 2017 onwards Deadspin, like, Green Monster is the editor over there Deadspin. And that still isn't punishment enough. I...I usually am team "don't interfere with other people's business" but you have to Terry Tate this guy into Bolivia. You just have to. Not a judge nor jury alive will convict you on anything. They'll probably award you the Medal of Freedom. 

By the way, this video happened a couple of years ago. I was going to blog it this morning when I saw it going viral and then I did some #BlogResearch and saw it was from 2018 but then wouldn't you know it the Main Account tweeted it and here we are. Regardless, this man is a menace to society and if he's done this, lord knows what else he has done. Man needs to be absolutely deleted from the Earth, because now we need to show up to poker tournaments looking like this

Thank a lot, soup guy.