Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Pennsylvania – A teacher at Ethan Allen Elementary, a public school in Mayfair, is accused of having sex with one of her students. Stephanie Amato, 30, surrendered to authorities on Wednesday… One of Amato’s male students reported having sex with his teacher on “several occasions,” [prosecutors] said… Tasha Jamerson, spokeswoman for District Attorney Seth Williams, said in a release that Amato “engaged in ‘consensual’ sex” with the boy at her home and in her car “on multiple occasions between March and April of this year.” Amato is an eighth-grade special education teacher with six years teaching experience. A school source said the boy who had the alleged relationship with Amato was 14 and received special education services. When his father discovered the relationship, he pulled the boy from Ethan Allen. Amato can be seen on her Facebook page mugging with young men. “My fav students!!” a picture posted yesterday reads. “Fun with these kids!” appears with another photo posted on Tuesday. In that photo, she appears to be in a car with several young men.
Once again we run up against the Special Ed teacher conundrum. How “Special” was this kid exactly? Did Stephanie Amato or did she not go full retard? I’m starting to think we need a system for rating these kids in order to really properly grade this SPED SST cases along the lines of the Homeland Security Terror Threat Level. Like maybe we can use the “Tropic Thunder” standard:
*Tom Hanks as “Forrest Gump”: Charmed the pants off Nixon. Not really like having sex with a Special Ed
*Dustin Hoffman as “Rain Man”: Counted toothpicks. Mildly SPED
*Peter Sellers in “Being There”: Infantile. Increased Level of Depravity
*Sean Penn in “I Am Sam”: Full Retard. Severe Creepiness
Without a standard for evaluating these kids, it’s virtually impossible to separate the truly mentally-handicapped kids (which mean the teacher in question is sick and twisted) from the merely faking-it-to-get-a-government-disability-check kids (which means she’s just making dreams come true). So we need the government to step up here. As more and more of these SPED teacher stories come along, it’s becoming virtually impossible for us graders of Teacher Sex Scandals to our jobs. Let’s get on it, Department of Education.
The Grades:
Looks: Adele? Grade: C
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Again, it’s hard to say without knowing what this kids deal is. But even without more intel to go on, I think it’s safe to say that loading your car full of 14 year olds SPED kids, then pulling one of them from the crowd and banging him is pretty warped every time it’s tried. Grade: A-
Intangibles: Not much to go on here. But I’ll give Stephanie some points for celebrating diversity here. And because I’m 90% certain these kids were giving the Viva La Stool sign. Must be Philly Barstool fans. Grade: C
Overall: C+
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