Hookers At The Gas Station With Just About The Worst Negotiation Skills Ever
Here’s one thing I know with absolute certainty: if a chick offers to touch my dick for two dollars I will say yes. Every single time. There’s no doubt about it. I don’t care if it’s a handy, I don’t care if she looks like a circus clown, I don’t care if we just met at a Mobil. If a girl says she wants to jerk me off for two bucks then starts making a fish face all over the joint then I’m saying yes. So stupid of this guy not to take her up on it and try to go viral instead. Put the phone away and get your dick touched for pennies bro!