Jon Stewart Puts Out A Pizza Review Challenge To David Portnoy... Who Will Accept Under ONE Condition, Everybody Knows The Rules

"David, El Presidente, David Portnoy... You gotta come down to Luigi's in New Jersey, our friend Jason will make you a square pie that you can't even believe. Don't make us beg David, it's delicious. You should be here already, C'MON!"

As I said in the 43 burgers blog, the David Portnoy beat NEVER sleeps. Before he can even decide when he's gonna dominate that 12 hour burger challenge, Comedy/TV Host/Human LEGEND Jon Stewart came outta the clouds to deliver a fresh one... 

Come on down to NJ and try a square slice at Luigi's, C'MON!

Now obviously pizza is even more in Portnoy's wheelhouse but it's still a challenge all the same. Also important to keep in mind that Jon Stewart isn't on social media whatsoever either, so huge effort on his part to get this message to our dear David. Ultimately the rebuttal terms sent back to accept are pretty simple. If Jon joins him, we'll be seeing Frankie outside Luigi's ASAP... 

It would certainly be an all-time One Bite review seeing these worlds collide... 2 of the biggest legends and humanitarians on earth sharing a slice to help make it a better place? I'm all for it. Seriously, try to find 2 people who've been more consistently funny, combined with the most perfectly timed poignance over the last 15 years. YOU CAN'T. 

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Shout out to Jon for all the joy, reassurance, reverence, and compassion he's shown his audience and fellow man over all these years. As a kid growing up, I was heavily influenced by Jon's sense of humor/overall style, along with the absurd OG Daily Show segments like "Human Chess". Simply the best and certainly a personal hero for me.

He's a dude that's already done so much for so many, and if you're reading this Jon I LOVE YOU. But if you'll allow me to beg here, PLEASE do this One Bite Review with David. We all need it, now more than ever. 

^Human Chess Da GOAT