Miltons Pimp My Look Winner
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
This Month’s Winner
Reader Email
Meet Freeman. Kid is the epitome of the word disgusting. The pictures explain it all. He refuses to wear pants, wears dirty socks for days at a time, gives off a VERY DISTINCT ODOR at all times, snores while awake, and wears t-shirts handed down to him from his brothers who are 10+ years older than him. His roommates have exiled him to living in a single next year due to his lack of style and his VERY DISTINCT ODOR. This kid needs help. He needs more than help. I don’t even know if Milton’s can help him, but this might do the trick. Also, he’s never gotten laid and he’s 21 years old. I think that sums it up. Help us help him!