Are We Aware Dan Bilzerian's Cat Has Over 140,000 Instagram Followers and Has A Better Life Than 99.999% of Humans?

 
One second I’m minding my own business, creeping around on Instagram like any other person looking for his next victim smokeshow, and I come to find out Dan Bilzerian’s cat has over 140,000 followers on Instagram. What’s more shocking though, is Dan Bilzerian a cat person? The manliest man known to mankind has a cat but not a dog? What does this mean for you and me? What does this mean for mankind? I logically don’t get it, unless Dan has gone so far down the manliest man possible trail, that he’s starting coming around again? Kinda like the “it’s so hot it’s cold” thing? Time is a flat circle and Dan Bilzerian is a cat guy.
 

 
It’s Dan’s world, and we’re just living in it.