No Biggie....Today Is Only National Bomb Pop Day Which Begs The Question When do the Germans Officially Wave The White Flag? (Yet Again)
BHAAHA! Today is National Bomb Pop day? Are you shitting me? It doesn’t get more American than a Bomb Pop. It just doesn’t. Red, white, blue. It basically sings the anthem while you eat it. It’s fireworks, it’s sex, it’s military domination. That’s what a bomb pop is. Like right after V Day in WWII I know for a fact all the soliders had a bomb pop. When we dropped the bomb on Japan the pilot was eating a bomb pop. When Hogan dropped the big leg on the Iron Sheik he was eating a bomb pop. When I hit my first LL HR I had a bomb pop. (never hit a LL HR, but that’s what I would have eaten). When Seal Team 6 killed Osama they were eating Bomb Pops. First time you finger a girl you tell your buddies about it while eating a bomb pop. The point is Bomb Pops are AMERICA. It can’t be a coincidence that on the day we play Hitler’s Alma Mater it’s Bomb Pop day. USA! USA! USA! USA!
Somebody do me a favor and cue the fucking music! There was 1 German bomber in the air! There was 1 German bomber in the air!