Hey What The Hell Is Rihanna's Deal Rooting For Germany?
Look I was obsessed with Rihanna, like everyone in the world. I think she’s smoking hot and sexy and has awesome songs and all that nonsense. But she’s dead to me. What the fuck are you doing rooting for the Krauts? You’re from the Caribbean. Your language is English. America made you rich and famous. That means you cheer for us. I don’t care how bad I want to fuck Rihanna (and most black girls, tbh. Kinda of a fetish) I can’t love her if she’s rooting for the enemy. It’s like trying to fuck a Canadiens fan or a Yankees fan. Just the ultimate turn-off. I’d honestly rather date someone who has different political or religious views than me rather than someone who roots for my sports enemy. I can’t do it, I won’t do it. Rihanna, RIP.
Update: Hey babe, I’ve had some time to cool down. Sorry I got mad back there. If you still want to get weird then I’m totally in.