From Here On Out I Am Only Calling Girls My "Cinnamon Apple" And I Will Have Them Eating Out Of The Palm Of My Hand

YOU WAS MY BABY! MY FUCKIN’ CINNAMON APPLE!

Don’t know what the fuck that means but I need to start using it ASAP. Just start walking up to chicks and being like, “You tryna be my cinnamon apple or no?” They’ll eat that shit up. It’s so mysterious, since even I don’t know what the fuck it means, and chicks love mystery. It’s a whole new term for baby that no one will understand. Bae and cinnamon apple: no one knows what the fuck it means but it sounds sweet. So that’s my new goal. Get a girlfriend, call her my Cinnamon Apple for a few weeks, get dumped by her, listen to Sam Smith’s “Stay” and cry. Looks like my calendar is full.

PS – Dickhead move threatening to release the nudes. That’s sacred shit bro. Even threatening to post is fucked up.