Dan Bilzerian's Lawyer Sent a Fantastic Letter To The Lawyer Of The Porn Star He Threw Off His Roof Who Is Now Trying To Sue Him For 85k

What a fantastically written letter. Lawyers are so fucking good at their jobs. Like, whenever people bitch about lawyers getting paid a shit ton of money, show them that letter. Complete facialization, no pun intended, though I’m sure that little minxbox would enjoy it all the more.

But how fucking stupid is she to leave the Dan Bilzerian circle of trust? Seriously, you don’t sue him, you hobble your broken leg up to the roof and let him throw you again. What a stupid bitch. And if you’re gonna sue, why only $85,000? She could probably get 85k in one night of fucking. At least aim a bit higher. Dumb girl. Dumb, dumb girl. So now she will have no money, and no zillionaire playboy to shower her in gifts and fame. Girls need to learn to think a bit more before they go all willy nilly suing people.

PS: Take note. The only thing she had to do was not grab onto his shirt, and she did. Her only job was to do absolutely nothing, and she did something. So dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.