Turkish Fella Is Grilling Up A Bird That Makes A Turkey Look Like Spring Chicken

I gotta be honest, I had to scroll through the comments to figure out what animal this was. My first guess was Buckbeak. I’m sure it was yours too. If you’re unfamiliar with Buckbeak, allow me to quickly explain so that we can all laugh at my first joke together.

As you shift your mind to Harry Potter’s Wizarding World, the year becomes 1993 which, for a reference point, is the year that former Knicks’ legend Charlie Ward won the heisman trophy at Florida State.

In 1993, Rubeus Hagrid brought his first Care of Magical Creatures class to see and study Buckbeak, as well as other hippogriffs. Under Hagrid's direction, Harry was able to successfully approach Buckbeak and was even allowed to ride him for a short flight around the paddock.

As hippogriffs are immensely proud creatures, Buckbeak was offended when Draco Malfoy insulted him. This resulted in him injuring the boy's arm. Draco's father, Lucius Malfoy insisted that the Hippogriff be put to death. Malfoy's influence in the Ministry of Magic led to his views being the majority vote, and the execution was to be carried out. Walden Macnair came to the Hogwarts as the employed executioner, and Buckbeak was tied in Hagrid's pumpkin patch to await his death.

I don’t wanna give any spoilers away so that’s all I’ll say. If you’d like more information, checkout fandom.harrypotter.com and get all the facts. A treasure trove of wizard shit at your wand’s tip or your mouse’s click. 

Anyway, I thought the bird was a hippogriff which is fucking hilarious now that we all know the context, right? It wasn’t though. It was an ostrich! Who knew ostriches had tails? Not me. Not any of the 11 people I texted before this blog. But, they do. But is the tail edible? I’m not sure but I’d give it a gnaw. Adventure is the name of the game, my friends.

If you’re looking for some travel-rich entertainment at a low low cost of free, break out some of your dried rations, soak them overnight and whip up some Barbunya Pilaki as an appetizer while checking out the rest of this dude’s videos. You’ll love it! I promise! Oh, if you aren’t a Turkish culinary hound like my red-bearded ass, Barbunya Pilaki is just Turkish beans. Nothing too complicated there unless, of course, you’re explaining the SBDs that come as a result. Gassy. LOL