These X Bikinis Are The Greatest Thing To Happen To Great Asses In A Long Time

Listen everybody knows me.  You know how I earn my living.   I’m an ass man.  I’m a fashion man.  I’m in the finer things club.   I can spot a trend a mile away.   Well let me say there is a revolution going on in the streets.   Chicks with diabolical asses are all wearing these bouXtine bikinis or X bikini’s as I call em.  I don’t even know if they let you buy a pair if you don’t have a perfect ass.   It’s the big leagues.  It’s the most exclusive club in America right now.  If you’re a chick and you’re not wearing this bikini that probably means you’re a slob and I want nothing to do with you.  If you are wearing them you’re a 10 and my dream girl.   I may like these things more than disco shorts and white jeans and those are fighting words.