Floyd Mayweather Has An Awful Lot Of Explaining To Do With These Boots

Hey cowboy, where’s your horse?!

I guess that’s one way to represent the money team? Just wear equestrian boots all over the fucking place. Nothing screams money more than that. But even I admit this look is ridiculous. Matching burgundy shirt and hooker boots is a look that no man can pull off without his masculinity being called into question. Floyd’s greatness is totally up for debate now. In fact, I’m pretty sure the only way he can win his way back into being known as a tough guy would be to beat Pacquiao. Yeah, that’s it. Has to beat Pacquiao in order to be remembered as a great boxer and not a burgundy boot wearing fancy boy. Only way.

PS – You’re welcome in advance for when Floyd reads this blog and I trick him into fighting Pacquiao.