The First Family's Halloween Costume Has Finally Been Revealed

As embarrassing as it is, I’ve been waiting to go out to blog this. Pins and needles all damn day to see what TB12 and family had to show us. I’ll be honest, at first I hated it. I thought Tom was that big blue thing in the back. Then I saw those beautiful hands on the red dragon and knew that was Tommy. He reminds me of a phoenix, rising from the ashes. You know, the kind of phoenix that the entire world said was washed one month ago and is now about to beat Peyton Manning in less than 48 hours. He still violates rule number one of being sexy: never cover your face, but I get the symbolism. Probably went over most people’s heads, but I get that he’s thumbing his nose at the world and not at all just being what his kids wanted him to be.

PS – I still don’t know who the blue guy is. Kind of weird. Get your own awesome family, dude.