Breaking News: Apparently Goldfish Got In the Cheesy Puffs Game

So I saw these yesterday at the Milton Fruit Center Market.   Obviously it was an automatic buy.   AUTOMATIC.   I had instant visions of some sort of Pirate Booty/Jax combo dancing in my head.   Something so good that it would vault to the top of the snack food pyramid.   I even waited till The First Lady got home from work so she could videotape me taking my first bite of what was sure to be full bliss.

The below video is the results.   And yes the First Lady filmed it sideways.  Try to act like the wife of a media mogul one time for me.

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Safe to say this is the most disappointing thing to ever happen to me in my life.