A New Pandemic? Air Force Colonel Has Tested Positive For Banana-Induced Pink Eye
Absolutely brutal that our nation’s heroes are going through this. First me (typical Marine, right? Being the tip of the spear) and then this Air Force Colonel getting BIPE (banana-induce pink eye).
Unlike coronavirus, we are sure who patient zero is for BIPE. If I’ve learned anything from Dave Portnoy it’s that you throw your arm outta socket putting your hand up if required. That’s what I’m doing here.
And it is with a heavy heart that I announce that it’s back. This is my eye currently.
God bless us, everyone.