World Slapping Competitions Always Make Me Audibly Gasp At Their Carnage
I could watch these all day long. It’s so enjoyable to watch while on the toilet and think.. “ohhh ohhh is he gonna pass out? Ohhh ohhh there he goes... alligator arms” while the slap-ee desperately tries to stay on his feet so that he can get slapped to Bolivian once more.
How do you get to the place where you think you have the Ric Flairesq chops to compete in one of these? Do you get slapped at the 7-11 and think to yourself “that was easy” like you’re the one-man thrill ride? Do you have regional/state champions before you go to worlds? What do the qualification rounds look like? Either way, I’m glad these fellas compete in this art form because it’s enjoyable as hell and their brains rattling around their skulls doesn’t matter to me at all. See ya, dinks.