Chrissy Teigen Just Murdered Pres And I'm Not Sure What Happens Now
.@stoolpresidente in a scale of 1-10, how scared are you to @ me, tough guy?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 10, 2014
Important message: https://t.co/WKBzKhwe2z
— John Feitelberg (@JFeitelberg) December 10, 2014
HE’S DEAD! GET HIM A BODY BAG! LEFT TO BLEED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERNET LIKE A DAMN DOG!
I really don’t know what to say. It’s kind of sad, tbh. This is our fearless leader and he’s remained silent for like 30 minutes now. It’s a silence we’ve never seen before from @stoolpresidente. Just slapped silly by Chrissy Teigen and now he’s dazed and has no response. We’re joking but he might literally be dead. It was funny for a bit but this level of silence is absolutely incredible. He MIGHT have actually killed himself, unable to look the internet in the face again after this vicious beating. Millions of internet dollars are now left to be distributed amongst his employees horses. Chrissy Teigen ended his life and that’s that.
RIP Pres.