"What's More Painful, New Teeth Or A Weiner Tattoo? - David Spade Interviews John Finlay And Two Other Goobers From Tiger King

Producer: Okay David, this week we've got John Finlay... 

Spade: Great, what's he promoting? 

Producer: His new teeth. 

Spade: Who is he? 

Producer: The former meth head husband of the most notorious zoo keeper of all time, Joe Exotic.

Spade: Is that the Tiger King guy? 

Producer: Yup. 

Spade:  Got it. Roll on one!  

^^THAT, my friends, is an actual conversation that happened. All things considered, I think Finlay held his own. You could tell Spade was dying to go at him too. Not in a mean way, more in like a "what the fuck were you thinking" way. He did get a few zingers in there- talking about his wiener tattoo, the TikToks, the wedding, how getting alligators from Michael Jackson's ranch was a "good get." The "if you were at Carol's you'd be up to a blue shirt" cracked me up too. Overall it was very well done. Here are my take aways:

1. These people way less funny without background music. 

2. If you saw any of them on the street you'd cross it. 

3. David Spade is still hilarious. 

I think he realized he couldn't go too hard on Finlay the second he said he was there for sixteen years. SIXTEEN YEARS he wasted in that zoo. Think about that. That's not funny, that's sad. Annnyyyywayyy, congrats on the new teeth John!

Spade also interviewed Jeff Lowe, not to be confused with Jeff D. Lowe. and Saff who is easily the most lovable person in the entire show. She's also a moron for getting her arm ripped off and going back to work five days later to do "damage control", but that's neither here nor there. 

I'm sure Spade's going to interview more former employees as they become available, but for now just enjoy these. Week three of quarantine starts tomorrow!