HUGE Sinkhole in DC! Women and Children First! I Repeat, Women and Children First!!!
Oh no! They’re here! This is the day I’ve been warning everyone about since day 1 at the Stool. The day the sinkholes would come for you and I. Why, god, WHY!? You took the animals, you took the cars, you took the entire Baltimore street, the football stadium in Nashville and now DC!?? I promise but not really promise I’ll give money to the poor kids in Africa. I’ll eat all my dinner and my veggies too. I won’t make fun of Steve anymore. Just save the kids! They didn’t do anything wrong. Oh this is horrible. Just horrible.
I don’t know how this will end. I’m scared.